A "Gap"-ping Adventure at Wildwood Hotel and Casino
Ever heard of "rustic charm" being taken a bit too literally? Welcome to our stay at the Wildwood Hotel and Casino, where the bathroom door took us on a "gap"-ping adventure into the wild! This barn door, a beacon of openness, left little to the imagination - and I mean *little*. Navigating bathroom trips became a game of "hide and seek" with my dignity, as every sound and aroma became public domain. "Honey, why don't you explore the casino? I'll just... check the weather in here," became my go-to line, trying to steer my wife away from the imminent sensory broadcast. Let's just say, we got closer than ever before, mastering the art of timing and air freshener sprays. The experience was one part comedy, one part survival skills workshop. Who knew a stay at the Wildwood could be so "air-opening"?
Rating: Three stars for turning a "crappy" situation into a bonding bonanza. Kudos to the hotel for its unique take on ventilation. Just maybe consider a solid door for those of us who prefer our bathroom concerts to be solo performances.