烏克蘭出租公寓

「Amazing accommodation right in the heart of the city.」

「Замечательное расположение отеля в центре Одессы и гостеприимные хозяева! В номере есть всё, что указано в информации об отеле. Для полного счастья не хватало красивого вида из окна.」

「The apartment was nice, clean, high ceilings. Really missed a microwave oven and the trash disposal (you need to take trash outside and carry it across the street to the container)」

「The air conditioning absolutely does not work, but getting to the bottom of this is like John Cleese in Monty Python's cheese shop sketch getting the cheese vendor to admit, finally, that there is not a single morsel of cheese in the shop. They are simply lying, and hoping you are enough of a dolt to believe it. Also, there are periodic barracks inspections... er, I mean housekeeping services. If, like me, you are a clean and quiet sort who prefers not to be disturbed, you can decline once or...

「Its good」

「Considering the apartments are in the midst of an ongoing war, it is impressive to see how the gated community has adapted to enforce curfew, have excellent facilities, restaurants and playgrounds on site. Great apartment, excellent shower, TV, comfy bed, washing machine, kettle all you need! 」