普洛奇夫出租度假屋

「I ended up staying at the Greguar Hotel, where the key pick-up location was. The room had everything you need - a comfortable bed, a mini kitchen, a normal hotel bathroom, and a washing machine - good for long and short term stays. Very friendly staff and good internet. The hotel is a block from the metro and very near the main train station and main bus station - a quick taxi ride away.」

「Clean but no extra toilet paper. They forgot to turn hot water on and no phone. 」

「perfect」

「It's an okay place but many small flaws that could easily be fixed... - Broken light bulbs - Broken oven handle - Flickering kitchen light - They didn't want to replace it - Flickering lights in the bed room - Resturant beneath - Smells of a lot of food if you open the windows. The floor gets warm from their ovens. - Good in the winter, bad in the summer or even in October. - Details in the shower cabin broken - Dirty floor in the whole apartment - Furniture beetles in the couch - Broken couch...

「The air conditioning absolutely does not work, but getting to the bottom of this is like John Cleese in Monty Python's cheese shop sketch getting the cheese vendor to admit, finally, that there is not a single morsel of cheese in the shop. They are simply lying, and hoping you are enough of a dolt to believe it. Also, there are periodic barracks inspections... er, I mean housekeeping services. If, like me, you are a clean and quiet sort who prefers not to be disturbed, you can decline once or...

「Its good」