My first attempt at a review I ran out of characters, so I'll keep it as short and sweet as possible.
Was a nice property back when it was a Quality Inn.
2 nights in the King Jetted Tub Suite for work. Super physically demanding job, so I was counting on that tub at the end of the day.
Night 1, the hotel ran out of hot water. The drain in the tub didn't work properly anyway, so what's the difference I guess. The couch was so stained I had to investigate the pullout portion. Even worse and covered in brown specks reminiscent of the Double B word.
Spare sheets were clearly stained with blood that they tried real hard to wash out until they were orange. Front desk couldn't care less.
TV was stuck in store demo mode. AC unit was duct taped and leaked like crazy. Had to use towels and an ice bucket to catch the water dripping.
Would have loved to let the front desk know about those issues, but after midnight there's no more in-person staff. Just a kiosk with a video screen.
Restaurant was expensive and my burger was wetter than the carpet under the AC. Breakfast had good sausages, but crazy watery waffle mix and eggs.
2nd night I tried my best to sleep until I felt a few ants crawling on me. Game over. Probably found their way in past the duct tape. Managed to get a total of 6 hours of sleep over 2 nights.
Also smells like hot feet. Couldn't pay me to stay again.