土庫曼出租度假屋

「This hotel is a joke. Literally. You will laugh at its multiple failures. The whole thing is this sleek modern designer fantasy, where every aspect from the talking elevator ("gracias por su visita!" real Hitchhiker's Guide robot cheeriness) to the stove has been designed as if there were no standards developed in any culture, and the only thing that mattered was glass and metal. There were a couple of folks at the front desk who seemed sort of in charge when we arrived, even though Expedia...

「Estuvo todo muy bien y la atención del personal humano excelente!!!」

「excelente」

「Excellent property and facilities and very good location, and excellent communication via WhatsApp, however took a long time to establish how to enter the property as not obvious that WhatsApp was the key channel. Pool towels would be helpful.」

「No wifi no cold water」