The Oyster Smack Inn

Property class: 3

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The Oyster Smack Inn provides amenities like a bar and a restaurant. Stay connected with free in-room WiFi.

Reviews

8.8 out of 10
Excellent

Popular amenities

  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Breakfast available
  • Bar
  • Housekeeping
The current price is NT$3,009
NT$3,610 total
includes taxes & fees
Oct 25 - Oct 26

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A bedroom with a bed, bedside table, and a window with curtains.

Classic Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(2 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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A neatly arranged bedroom with a large bed, bedside tables, a heater, and a small desk.

Deluxe Double Room

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Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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A bedroom with a bed, a desk, a chair, a mirror, and a door.

Superior Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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A neatly arranged bedroom with a bed, a sofa, a small table, and a radiator.

Luxury Double Room

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Wonderful
(2 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed
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About the neighborhood

Burnham-on-Crouch is home to The Oyster Smack Inn. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Marsh Farm Country Park and Danbury Country Park, while Mangapps Railway Museum and Maldon Combined Military Services Museum are cultural highlights. Blackwater Leisure Centre and Beeleigh Abbey Gardens are also worth visiting. Visit our Burnham-on-Crouch travel guide
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112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR

What's nearby

  • An elephant walking on rocky terrain with dense green foliage in the background.
    Colchester Zoo
    55 min drive - 49.7 km
  • A blue train labeled "Sir John Betjeman" on a docked train track.
    Southend Pier
    57 min drive - 49.0 km
  • An amusement park with roller coasters, a Ferris wheel, and a large yellow building.
    Adventure Island
    57 min drive - 49.0 km
  • Ramblers Stadium
    14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Cliffs Pavilion
    56 min drive - 46.7 km

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station
    8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend)
    51 min drive

Restaurants

  • The Welcome Sailor
    3 min walk
  • The Kings Head
    5 min drive
  • Ettie's
    5 min drive
  • Huntsmen & Hounds
    8 min drive
  • The Star
    9 min drive

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

  • Property highlights
  • The Oyster Smack Inn provides amenities like a bar and a restaurant. Stay connected with free in-room WiFi.
  • Additional perks include:
    • Free self parking
    • Continental breakfast (surcharge)
  • Room features
  • All guestrooms at The Oyster Smack Inn offer amenities such as free WiFi.
  • Extra amenities include:
    • Bathrooms with showers and hair dryers
    • Heating and daily housekeeping

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Frequently asked questions

Is The Oyster Smack Inn pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at The Oyster Smack Inn?

As of 2026/10/24, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Oyster Smack Inn on 2026/10/25 start from NT$3,009, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking?

Self parking is free at this property.

What time is check-in at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM.

What time is check-out at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is The Oyster Smack Inn located?

Situated in Burnham-on-Crouch, this hotel is 0.9 mi (1.5 km) from Ramblers Stadium and 1.4 mi (2.3 km) from Mangapps Railway Museum. St. Peter-on-the-Wall and Stow Maries Great War Aerodrome are also within 12 mi (20 km). Burnham-On-Crouch Station is 8 minutes by foot.

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Reviews

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

8.8

Excellent

9.4

Cleanliness

8.4

Amenities

9.4

Staff & service

9.0

Property conditions & facilities
Rating 10 - Excellent. 28 out of 48 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 11 out of 48 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 6 out of 48 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 2 out of 48 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 48 reviews

Reviews

Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Very nice room, bed was a little short for me at over 6 foot tall, but not the end of the world. Staff were very pleasant. Would definitely stay again if I was in the area
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Very friendly and helpful staff.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2026
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6/10 Okay

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Amenities
Staff were friendly on arrival and checked in with no issues. The room was perfect for our needs and clean upon arrival. The mattress was a little hard for my liking. Didn’t have breakfast due to the limited options and timings. Plenty of nice places to eat in the high street.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed for one night. Very friendly and helpful staff. Room was clean and spacious.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Staff pleasant and helpful
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Lovely hotel,
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent room which was spacious and airy. Large comfortable bed. Needs a full length mirror and a shelf in the bathroom. Wardrobe was far too high to reach
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2026
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6/10 Okay

Liked: Cleanliness
Disliked: Amenities
During a heatwave, there was no air-conditioning in my room. There was a pedestal fan at the end of the bed. I had to draw the blackout blinds for the duration of my 2 day stay and keep the fan on full blast in order to breath. Didn't sleep and had to stay as I was attending an event nearby.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2026
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6/10 Okay

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
The room next door , from the shower the ventilation where loud ... Fore long time ...
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2026
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4/10 Poor

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Known this place for few years...Room was fresh but toilet did not flush and bed was like a camp bed mattress and feeling the springs as you lay on it. The food in the restaurant is good but breakfast was lacking. Asked for well done bacon and got a bacon biscuit and cremated within an inch of its life......I would not say its a bad place but attention to detail need to be applied.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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6/10 Okay

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Room comfort
The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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6/10 Okay

Liked: Staff & service
Premium room option didn't
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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8/10 Good

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2026
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6/10 Okay

Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2026
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2/10 Terrible

Liked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2026