If you like roaches, then this is definitely the place for you! 🪳✨
Why settle for basic amenities when you can share your room with a thriving roach community? From the moment I walked in, I was greeted by my six-legged concierge skittering across the floor—truly a warm welcome.
The roaches here aren’t just pests, they’re residents. I think I even saw one with a tiny suitcase checking in ahead of me. They’ll keep you company in the bathroom, the bed, and if you’re lucky, your suitcase too—so you can take the experience home!
Room service? Forget it. But roach service? Constant and complimentary. They’re active, social, and clearly have no respect for personal space—like little crackhead tour guides showing you every corner of the room.
Honestly, I came for a vacation and left with PTSD and a newfound fear of the dark. 10/10 would recommend if you’re trying to feel like you’re camping… indoors. 👌